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Sad that the immediate assumption is friends can't hold hands π
They canβt. As grandma always used to say, βif fingers are interlockinβ, you gotta stick your cock in.β
I have you tagged as "knows chemistry". I'm sure I meant the science, but I'll choose to trust you on this too.