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submitted 6 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 27 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Fuck I'd pick that in the blink of an eye

[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 26 points 6 months ago (2 children)

You know, that's how you end up with a cursed sword that does no damage and reduces your armor by 20%.

Good luck letting go of it once it's too late.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 6 points 6 months ago

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Doesn't matter ~~had sex~~

[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 6 months ago

For real, I wouldn't even have a chance to take a fucking picture