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[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.sdf.org 24 points 9 months ago

I return my shopping cart but I couldn't give a shit less how much Walmart is losing to shoplifters.

"Oh know guys! We only made $28 million in profit this year instead of $29 million! What will we tell our investors who are each worth six times that?"

[-] misterundercoat@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago

$28 million

I like your Dr. Evil-esque way of getting the order of magnitude wrong

[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 9 months ago

You're right, they made ~$150 billion last year, but that's too much math.

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