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3 seconds later the bartender clears the queue and OP wasted $20 to annoy nobody.
As a former bartander / bar manager, we skipped bad plays ALL the time.
I bet. I've seen karaoke night, it's brutal how many shitty renditions of "fuck her gently" and "Bohemian Rhapsody" you have to sit through.
Fuck me I forgot that's a feature on almost every jukebox! And I just left a comment about doing something similar.
The trick is to play one thing inexplicably awful that the bartender won’t realize is so just by looking at the name.
Like Ram Ranch. Like, sure they’ll probably cancel it after about 20 seconds when they realize what the fuck is going on. But you still got everyone in the bar to hear about gay cowboys for 20 seconds.
My goto is Good Lookin' - such a generic title and sound that almost nobody recognizes it even if they've heard it before. Takes at least a solid minute before someone notices over the bar background noise and complains about it.
Definitely learned that lesson, but I just wanted to listen to Dillinger Escape Plan in a college bar.
I could have drank that money!
The opportunity costs are real