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Johnson is a nickname for Penis. Also Mike Johnson once said that he and his 17 year old son track each other's porn consumption.
https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/mike-johnson-son-monitor-porn-intake-covenant-eyes-1234870634/
He named his son jack, after what he loves
Jack D. Johnson
Hello? Yeah it's me your cousin Jack, Jack Penis
Is that Willie's big brother?
i'm mike penis, i'm named after my dad's penis
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
i can't think of a more on-the-nose premise for being gay with your dad than whatever the hell this is.
There's also the guy obsessed with aging that tracked his son's erections at night