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You accidentally finger you asshole? Now I see why you need that to be the case. Anyways I shower that's why I don't need wet wipes or a bidet. Just sound like you like being back there.
hey lemmy get a load of this this guy, he's proud to have shit all over his ass and people definitely talk about his poop smell when he isn't around
Better then sticking fingers in my ass and calling it "cleaning". Trust me all your friends are talking about your "habits". Also forgot to change accounts.
its called washing your hands after shitting lol. good ol fashioned hygiene, like not letting shit linger in your ass crack
Sure, call gay sex w/e you want idc
Way to admit you either don't have a job (workplaces use garbage tp) or you don't clean your ass, which is disgusting but on brand.
Idk, all I do know is you need that to be the truth. Enjoy your ass play and stop having multiple accounts, that's actually beta male energy. Enjoy playing with your asshole.