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[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Think about all of the erotic chatbots that those oncologist phds could have created instead.

[–] scathliath@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I mean, at least they'd be smart and horny, right?

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Sonor@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

~~Probably~~ Pretty

[–] fascicle@leminal.space 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Maybe thats what they have been doing all this time, every time someone new comes in thinking they are infallible and will solve the issues they then see the amazing anatomically correct sex chats the scientists have made and get sucked in to a world of nonstop orgasms

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

This is the most sane take in the whole post.

and then they could get together with boston dynamics and we've got