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We Are Not Fascists, and If You Call Us Fascists, We Will Arrest You (www.mcsweeneys.net)
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[–] Kolonel_Kahlua@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

His eyes are dead.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Those eyes are fucking deceased is what they are.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

He sold his soul to a demon, that's why