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Government Workers Say Their Out-of-Office Replies Were Forcibly Changed to Blame Democrats for Shutdown (www.wired.com)

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Some employees at the Department of Education changed their responses back to the more neutral language, only to have it changed yet again to the partisan response, multiple sources tell WIRED.

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[–] AmbiguousProps@lemmy.today 39 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I wish it was as easy as just bailing. I very much want to, but I can't afford it, and with the coming depression, I especially won't be able to afford it.

[–] primrosepathspeedrun@anarchist.nexus 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Maybe you should try being more privileged.

[–] boydster@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Gotta hope I roll better stats next campaign damn

[–] primrosepathspeedrun@anarchist.nexus 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah. Dumbfuck. You totally misallocated your startinf points.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We can guess your dump stat!

[–] primrosepathspeedrun@anarchist.nexus 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Spelling?

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah idk, i wasn't actually going anywhere with that

[–] primrosepathspeedrun@anarchist.nexus 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It can't be charisma or self awareness. I'm fucking great.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 1 points 1 day ago

Lol nice

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Only gets worse the longer you leave it. Myself and many friends I have met along the way one day just did it, with nothing. Within two years, things are so much better than if they were spent in the same situation. The worse that can happen is you just go back to what you have now. So what you have now is the worse-case scenario.

Edit: Oh, I mean there's cavets to that, obviously. Like you could get ruined. But that's why less likely than getting ruined by a drunk driver or something. Point is, what you have control of will always end up how you imagined.

[–] IzzyJ@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Nowhere in could get in would have my unskilled trans ass. Some of us genuinely have no choice but to sit and wait to either win or die