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Government Workers Say Their Out-of-Office Replies Were Forcibly Changed to Blame Democrats for Shutdown (www.wired.com)
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Some employees at the Department of Education changed their responses back to the more neutral language, only to have it changed yet again to the partisan response, multiple sources tell WIRED.

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[–] boydster@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Gotta hope I roll better stats next campaign damn

[–] primrosepathspeedrun@anarchist.nexus 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah. Dumbfuck. You totally misallocated your startinf points.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We can guess your dump stat!

[–] primrosepathspeedrun@anarchist.nexus 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Spelling?

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah idk, i wasn't actually going anywhere with that

[–] primrosepathspeedrun@anarchist.nexus 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It can't be charisma or self awareness. I'm fucking great.