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master vs main (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 days ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[–] ronigami@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Rename master to fuck

[–] moseschrute@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)
  • git rebase fuck
  • git checkout fuck
  • git checkout -b me
  • git diff fuck..me
[–] ronigami@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

fuck this repository on pornhub!

[–] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

But master is already kinky.