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I have never knowingly met a pedophile. How did he know these people were pedophiles?
I used to be able to say this. At my old job a guy got hired and he was pretty open to having spent time in prison. He never really said why he was convicted, but he kept mentioning not being allowed to use computers or smart phones, so everyone joked he was a hacker. I got curious and looked him up and quickly found out he solicited nudes from minors. I informed my boss and he just shrugged and said he passed the background check. We worked at a grocery store which employed minors as young as 15 or 16. I didn't stick around too long after that.
He's a reverend, there are loads in the church and many are known and protected.
I've met two pedophiles in my life. One was the guy who molested me when I was 5, and he later spent time in prison for murder.
The other was a profoundly disabled man whose family had groomed him into making CSAM, and they just switched the roles as he got too old to be the "star".
Balls deep in kids