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[–] DreadPirateSnuggles@lemmy.ca 87 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Why is he spending so much time with white pedophiles?

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 47 points 4 days ago (1 children)

He's a reverend. That's where pedophiles convene.

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 24 points 4 days ago (2 children)

He's even Reverend Ray Cistman! (Say it out loud if you didn't catch the joke)

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago

Lol that took me longer than I'm willing to admit...

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

I didn't catch that til you pointed it out.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago

Because there are so many of them?

[–] makyo@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

Confession?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 35 points 4 days ago (28 children)

I don’t get the purpose of these race baiting posts.

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 47 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Because outrage is the best way to get engagement. Engagement sells more ads. More ads means more money.

We have optimized our society very poorly

[–] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 5 points 3 days ago

It’s idiocracy!

[–] jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.works -1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

how else would it be optimized?

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You could optimize around meeting everyone’s basic needs. Only human greed prevents us from accomplishing that.

and the obsessive need of the UN to redefine basic needs to include nonsense like "housing" and "freedoms"

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 25 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I mean given his screen name is Ray Cistman, I think it's just a shitposting account

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 6 points 4 days ago

Oh I missed that. :(

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 4 points 4 days ago

Racebait and shit posts are not mutually exclusive.

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[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 20 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (4 children)

I have never knowingly met a pedophile. How did he know these people were pedophiles?

[–] DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz 7 points 3 days ago

I used to be able to say this. At my old job a guy got hired and he was pretty open to having spent time in prison. He never really said why he was convicted, but he kept mentioning not being allowed to use computers or smart phones, so everyone joked he was a hacker. I got curious and looked him up and quickly found out he solicited nudes from minors. I informed my boss and he just shrugged and said he passed the background check. We worked at a grocery store which employed minors as young as 15 or 16. I didn't stick around too long after that.

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

He's a reverend, there are loads in the church and many are known and protected.

[–] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 days ago

I've met two pedophiles in my life. One was the guy who molested me when I was 5, and he later spent time in prison for murder.

The other was a profoundly disabled man whose family had groomed him into making CSAM, and they just switched the roles as he got too old to be the "star".

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 4 points 4 days ago

Balls deep in kids

[–] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 17 points 4 days ago

Bold assumption. Unless he’s never been to a convention of Reverends, priests and pastors.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 2 points 2 days ago

Never been to the north of England either.

[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago

I know of a orange one.

[–] Chee_Koala@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

🎶My miiiiind is telling me noooooohoooo. But my BODY... my booooody is telling me yeaheaheah 🎶 - Mr. Kelly singing his favorite song.

Y'all see his feature length RnB musical film? I almost made it to the end, but my face was hurting too much from laughing, so we had to stop. Maybe, someday, I'll be able to finish it..

[–] LouNeko@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago
[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago

Never meeting one doesn't mean they don't exist

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