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[–] DreadPirateSnuggles@lemmy.ca 89 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Why is he spending so much time with white pedophiles?

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 48 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He's a reverend. That's where pedophiles convene.

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)

He's even Reverend Ray Cistman! (Say it out loud if you didn't catch the joke)

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Lol that took me longer than I'm willing to admit...

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

I didn't catch that til you pointed it out.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Because there are so many of them?

[–] makyo@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Confession?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 36 points 1 month ago (28 children)

I don’t get the purpose of these race baiting posts.

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 48 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Because outrage is the best way to get engagement. Engagement sells more ads. More ads means more money.

We have optimized our society very poorly

[–] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 5 points 1 month ago

It’s idiocracy!

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[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 27 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I mean given his screen name is Ray Cistman, I think it's just a shitposting account

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago

Oh I missed that. :(

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 4 points 1 month ago

Racebait and shit posts are not mutually exclusive.

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[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

I have never knowingly met a pedophile. How did he know these people were pedophiles?

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

He's a reverend, there are loads in the church and many are known and protected.

[–] DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz 8 points 1 month ago

I used to be able to say this. At my old job a guy got hired and he was pretty open to having spent time in prison. He never really said why he was convicted, but he kept mentioning not being allowed to use computers or smart phones, so everyone joked he was a hacker. I got curious and looked him up and quickly found out he solicited nudes from minors. I informed my boss and he just shrugged and said he passed the background check. We worked at a grocery store which employed minors as young as 15 or 16. I didn't stick around too long after that.

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 month ago

Balls deep in kids

[–] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 month ago

I've met two pedophiles in my life. One was the guy who molested me when I was 5, and he later spent time in prison for murder.

The other was a profoundly disabled man whose family had groomed him into making CSAM, and they just switched the roles as he got too old to be the "star".

[–] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 17 points 1 month ago

Bold assumption. Unless he’s never been to a convention of Reverends, priests and pastors.

[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

I know of a orange one.

[–] Chee_Koala@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

🎶My miiiiind is telling me noooooohoooo. But my BODY... my booooody is telling me yeaheaheah 🎶 - Mr. Kelly singing his favorite song.

Y'all see his feature length RnB musical film? I almost made it to the end, but my face was hurting too much from laughing, so we had to stop. Maybe, someday, I'll be able to finish it..

[–] LouNeko@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago
[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 2 points 1 month ago

Never been to the north of England either.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Never meeting one doesn't mean they don't exist

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Ken M vibes from that reply.

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