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[–] null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)
  • I want to shit out gold instead of turds
  • sure but that's not possible
  • yeah but I could be rich
  • ok dumbass
  • thank you, representative speaking on behalf of everyone ...
[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

what if you only shit a tiny amount of gold, and had to sift that out of daily turdage?

what percentage would still send you back into gold-panning the turds of what you ate yesterday?

these are the questions that keep me up at night.

[–] null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Probably not that much I guess.

I mean if you could net $200 or so per hour of turd sifting I'd be game with the economy the way it is and all.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Yeah. I can see that.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

are they nuggets/flakes or is the gold homogeneously integrated into the poo such that we'd need a furnace or centrifuge to remove it?

furnaces that hot are expensive is all. cuts into my gold profits

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

turd...nuggets...

finally that term has utility...