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Listen, some day I will need to hook up a dot matrix printer.
To print data off my Zip drive.
If it's a differential SCSI printer that only works under OS/2, I think have that somewhere...
When the apocalypse comes I will of course let people use my stores of micro USB and VGA cables, but I'm gonna be real smug about it.