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[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 6 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Words too many, too big, you prison go

[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

That's not a problem. Without trained and qualified engineers, architects and construction workers, soon the 'prisons' will just be a shoddily fenced easily escapable dirt arena.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Good luck to them when they can't figure out how to use a gun

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

I could not fucking believe what I was seeing, some months back, when somebody posted either a link to, or a green text clip talking about a tiktok video where...

... Some young adult, thought it would be cool to 'pretend' (?) to off himself by holding a loaded gun to his head and pull the trigger.

A semi auto pistol.

This guy... not only did he not even check to make sure there was no rounds in the magazine, muchless drop out or empty the mag, he didn't check to make sure no round in the chamber...

He manually flipped the safety off before doing this.

Yeah, he died, in the middle of an otherwise bragadocious display of being hard and not giving a fuck.

.... The whole thing was so stupid and absurd that I still cannot actually tell whether or not he intentionally, or accidentally, offed himself.