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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You are probably right, but as someone with, you know, basic firearms familiarization and safety training...

Yeah, I am nearly incapable of imagining someone could be that fucking stupid, all by accident, its basically exactly what not to do, perfectly.

On the other hand, a lot of people are incredibly stupid, hence the Darwin Award.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

I mean, if it were up to me, it would be illegal to purchase or possess a firearm without some kind of certificate you've passed some kind of firearms training course and also hold a first aid / trauma response certification.