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Israel formally states it did not kill Charlie Kirk (www.theverge.com)

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In a video statement, Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu called the growing MAGA conspiracy a ‘monstrous big lie.’

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[–] answersplease77@lemmy.world 60 points 2 days ago (2 children)

That's true they don't kill nazis; Israeli snipers only shoot babies in the skulls and eyes:

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/S_p63wypjSc

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/z_CDsj6C7hM

[–] Arcane2077@sh.itjust.works 33 points 2 days ago

It’s crazy how that’s the least evil way the IDF murders children, they also target their genitals

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/global-health/science-and-disease/malnutrition-surge-gaza-snipers-target-heads-legs-genitals/