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So. You choose to hurt yourself for the mouse–at bare minimum you fuck your hand up, maybe you fucking die.

Or you let the professional stranger whos clearly in a hurry–the one who has an escape plan–and just asked where the money is tie you up with your co-workers. There's no third option. You're internet poisoned.