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[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Fair. I wouldn't car about the cash. But you aren't tying me up without a fight, weapon or not. Unless we prearranged the tie up :)

[–] primrosepathspeedrun@anarchist.nexus 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Okay but the thief was probably at least very fit, and 'dashing thief' is automatically +10 hotness

[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm just saying–knowing nothing else about the person, my personal scales tip towards 'yes please'