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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

i know you just googled but is that an ai hot dog

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

The first one? Doe not look AI to me

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

it's the lack of deformation in the bun and the mustard looking like ez cheeze that's uncannying my valley

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

all i can think is that it must be uneven lighting. that draws attention to and creates deeper shadows on part of the photo (more obvious on the photo of the raw rolls) and covers up other shadows in a way that makes it harder to intuit depth on 2D images.

thanks for the recipe btw!

just for fun. the difference between google translate and firefox's built in translate.Here's Firefox
For 6 loaves
500 g soft flour
1 sachet of dry yeast or a little more than half fresh
100 ml of lukewarm milk
150 ml of lukewarm water
30 g of softened butter
1 and 1/2 tablespoons of sour cream
50 ml of oil
1 egg
1 teaspoon of salt
1 tablespoon sugar

Here's the Google
For 6 croissants
500 g soft fluoride
1 sachet of dry yeast or a little more than half of fresh yeast
100 ml lukewarm milk
150 ml lukewarm water
30 g softened butter
1 and 1/2 bids sour cream
50 ml of oil
1 egg
1 teaspoon salt
1 suck sugar

heh keep knockin it outta the park Googs. anyone know where i can buy some soft fluoride?

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

also is soft fluoride different than hard fluoride or just less racist

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

Less harsh on the teeth.