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[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 week ago (23 children)

I dunno, he had his microphone. That's the only weapon he ever seemed to need.

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (10 children)

Regardless of it being all nonsense, I can’t see that being viewed as an honorable death by Odin, he would definitely call that a cowards tool. It’s not just dying in battle, which he didn’t do, it has to be an honorable battle in the ~~eyes~~ eye of Odin.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 6 days ago (5 children)

MAGAs would say he died honorably in a battle of the wits with a Godless Liberal.

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