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[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 26 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Does he have any respect left?

Honestly...like...who still thinks Jerry Seinfeld is a good person? Jerry Springer is a better person.

Who'd think that George would be the most respectable of the group 30 years later.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Wait did Julia Louis Dreyfus do anything?

[–] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Well, she was a billionaire before the show even started. She's an heiress to a massive family fortune.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 weeks ago

and why is the carpet all wet, todd?

[–] SereneSadie@lemmy.myserv.one 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

She seemed to be snarking on Seinfeld's attitude on political correctness last i checked.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah that's the last I'd heard as well. Michael Richards and Seinfeld can go eat a bag of dicks but as far as JLD and Jason Alexander they're fine AFAIK

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Even Jerry's dentist ended up becoming a meth kingpin, and his mailman was involved in a corporate espionage scheme that ended up killing a bunch of people.

What's the worst thing Jason Alexander did? Let his kid sneak an orangutan into a 5-star hotel? Big deal.