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Trump told Fox and Friends this morning that he's looking into jailing and possibly the death penalty for citizens not crying hard enough throughout the day.

"People should be crying, 5, maybe 6 times through the day, just bawling, like no one has ever seen before, quite frankly. So if your neighbor isn't crying, use the app and we'll send ICE right over".

Chuck "The Cuck" Schumer slammed the idea but at the time of this writing is planning to do nothing about it.

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[–] OrionsMask@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

I'd believe it