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ngl kinda tempted to hire some Etsy witches
You can try some Fiverr witches if you feel like taking a gamble. There was a scandal or two because of that knockoff mugwort they like to use, but in this economy I can't really blame them for pinching pennies.
Even the Fiverr ones can be beat in price these days. I've got a local LLM running on my computer, I could set it chanting curses 24/7 for just a modest cost in electricity.
I mean, I can make a command prompt loop "may my enemies always have itchy bums" until I stop the command, but I don't know if that carries the same power.
Quantity over quality.