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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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Just woke up, my parents, brother, and half of the country still hates me.

So, which of my family members do I eat first so I can stop hating them?

(Or maybe do I try eating the rich first ๐Ÿค”)