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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[โ€“] TimewornTraveler@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I can say a lot about this but i dont wanna text it all. lemme find a video that taught me sandwich making. I tried a lot of these things and they hold true.

https://youtu.be/0rmrZZj1Hjs

biggest game changes were to lube the sandwich and to actually wrap it, even at home

[โ€“] LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Lube the sandwich? ๐Ÿ˜ณ

you heard me, lube it and wrap it

[โ€“] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Lubrication. To reduce friction.

[โ€“] LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Jerkface@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

No you Crisco the whole thing so it slides down like those old pneumatic tubes.

[โ€“] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 1 points 7 months ago

I've seen this before, it's gold. I have yet to actually use any of this information. I can't even find decent hoagie rolls in my local grocery shops... Nevermind assemble a sandwich with one. I'm no baker so, I'm unlikely to put together ingredients to make such a roll, nevermind have the materials or equipment, to do so.

I'm stuck at step 1.

Maybe some day I'll try my hand at baking, or find a lovely bakery in a reasonable vicinity to my home that I can start making good sandwiches instead of meat inside of bread with cheese and some kind of sauce..... Oh well.