I signed up online for the appointment, but when I got there the head pharmacist on duty said I was too healthy to be immunized. 
I was so mad I walked out and didn't even get my flu shot. I'll go somewhere else for that I guess.
Go to hell, RFK Jr.
~~It's funny because the online questionnaire said I would be ineligible for the COVID vaccine if I had any health conditions. Then when I show up for the appointment they tell me the exact opposite.~~ Never mind, I misread the questionnaire; it says patients who do not have any of the listed conditions are ineligible.
I misread it because my understanding is that, typically, chronic conditions disqualify you for a vaccine, because healthy people are least likely to have a negative reaction to a vaccine and most likely to have a positive immune response. AFAIK the only reason for a healthy person not to be vaccinated is if they're not at risk for contracting the disease (e.g. smallpox).
If I had read it correctly, I would have been prepared to do the dance and lie.
This is literally the entire point of vaccines though, to keep people healthy and prevent disease. I don't know what kind of education a pharmacist requires, but I imagine that it would involve some kind of medical training at some point, and would require at least a basic understanding of medicine, especially vaccines.
you know what they say, an ounce of cure is worth a pound of prevention
Sorry we can't give you the flu shot unless you have the flu
But that's not how it..works...[closes shutters to pharmacy] hello?
Maybe if I get disabled from long COVID I'll be eligible for future COVID vaccines.