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[–] lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com 22 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

We swim in the ocean, and that has everything.

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It DOES have everything. Every possible secretion, expulsion, or ejaculate. I’m still amazed that swimming in the ocean does NOT get every orifice of your body pregnant. 😨

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

I mean... From one of the more recent Whang! videos, I learned that actually does sometimes happen. 😱

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ugh… I hate it when my jokes turn out to be real. 😦
I think I’m gonna lay on my bed and lose consciousness for a couple of hours and forget what you just said. 😑

[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

You can try, but that stain is permanent. It's ruinous touch will never leave the creases of your cortex. Like an amoeba.

[–] KryptonNerd@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] camelbeard@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

So does the air you breathe, it's very possible you just inhaled a molecule the last dinosaur exhaled.