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[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 56 points 1 week ago (4 children)

This isn't tik tok you can say Motherfucking.

[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 46 points 1 week ago (3 children)

In fact I'd prefer if people just used the actual cuss words. Self-censoring is such a bullshit. Social media is a plague on our species.

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I need more things to have a block censorship option. Like streaming music services often have a ‘block explicit’ option. I want a ‘block censored’ option.

[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

YouTube has a thing where if you're on data and not wifi, they will not let you watch explicit videos even if you're signed into your account, which may or may not be old enough to drink, itself.

You have to do a thing in your phone's connection settings and hook it to a specific DNS (like "dns.adguard.com", which allows you to play mobile games while connected to a network without any ads)

[–] dickalan@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Why are you lying online?

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago

or: kill the cop in your head.

[–] Tiger666@lemmy.ca -1 points 1 week ago

It is a plague but not because you can't swear.

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

man I made an account just to go troll idiots and holy shit is their moderation ever so fucking bad

people can say "I would drive over them" about people crossing a bridge, but if you say, "I'd drive over you tbh", nope, not okay.

not to mention the dumb automatic word filters regardless of context

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world -1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

do we have to have this same argument every godsdamned thread?

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Argument? Nah. Just trying to help someone who seems to need help in forcefully expressing themselves.

just, i'm tired boss. no one likes being the language police, no one like being language policed. just let people talk.