this post was submitted on 09 Sep 2023
342 points (98.0% liked)
RPGMemes
10521 readers
137 users here now
Humor, jokes, memes about TTRPGs
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
view the rest of the comments
My necromantic patron assures me that my pact with it will end with my death. It started to tell me something about the necromantic slaves of its next chosen champion, but that wasn't about me, and my short rest was almost over, so I turned my attention to some fried chicken instead. I'm sure it was nothing important.
Hm, kinda weird that my patron will not let me cast Speak With Dead. Couldn't be too important, who wants to speak with a rotting corpse anyways!