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Good thing we humans don’t have to actually worry about sea creatures learning to read and using that knowledge to hide amongst you as some sort of secret invasion in your primitive human societies, eh? That’s such a silly thing to think about. Heh…
Evolution is a cruel thing, if they do come out onto land, it will be when the land has already been destroyed after wars for resources and other crap.
Yeah, totally, it’s such a far off possibility, and would realistically never be anything for the humans to worry about, like, at all, and it’s just dumb to think it might have been something going on for the past few decades at least. So silly and ridiculous, absurd really. Anybody saying otherwise is a fool, and if you happen to hear anyone spouting that kind of nonsense please inform me about it immediately. No reason, but please do let me know.
'your' primitive human societies?
Our. I meant our, obviously, duh. Our glorious tasty societies. It was a typo, a simple typo. That’s all.
Hmm. I'm starting to suspect you may be a shark in a man suit.
That’s ridiculous. You’re ridiculous. Shut your stupid fucking mouth.
Nice try, shark.
By the teeth of Nanaue, if you don’t shut your fucking mouth I will shut it for you, now stop spouting such ridiculous nonsense before you make even more of a fool out of yourself! Not cool.