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Last year I got hit on by a young woman in my neighbourhood. She started by asking me for some rice because she didn't have any left (that might have been an excuse). When I came back 5mn later with a bag, she simply asked me if I wanted to play with her. I told her I was married and went home, but I liked her approach. No room for ambiguity. She must have been 20 something, so it's not a matter of age at least. Maybe maturity.
Is this a copypasta?
It can be !
Done.
What makes a copypasta ?
what makes it pasta is she came over for rice and ended up making gnocchi
Should've gotten her pregnant to expand your brood.
Smh.
I contemplated the possibility for what felt like the longest second in my life. But it wouldn't have been right
Good on you!
Not right? Our biological mission across our lives is to breed. Everything else is secondary.
You must make sure your genes spread across the world.
You failed by not taking the chance.
This is why i have a crispr lab in my kitchen and cut slices of my genome into random birds and vermin. I especially enjoy geese.
Edit: im gonna see if i can catch some pigeons today.