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submitted 2 weeks ago by hellfire103@lemmy.ca to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 91 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

Branch on every commit. Never delete. If something needs to be rolled back, merge it back into HEAD. Conflict resolution only through melee combat.

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 44 points 2 weeks ago

Never merge. Only cherry pick.

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 22 points 2 weeks ago

You have met every team I have ever worked with apparently

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

How have you survived in this world without exploding into a million little fiery merge conflicts?

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago

I let the interns handle those. If they survive, they get bragging rights.

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago

Conflict resolution only through melee combat.

Wrestle with Jeff, Prepare for death.