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Big lizard in my backyard Can't afford to feed him anymore
Big lizard in my backyard Bustin' down my neighbor's door
I bought a big lizard, only a dollar-fifty Well, that's pretty neat, yeah, it's fuckin' nifty
But I just can't afford to feed it And you should see the way it shits
I've got a big lizard in my backyard Can't afford to feed it anymore
Big lizard in my backyard Bustin' down my neighbor's door
I was knocked outta bed Late last night I was woken up by the sound of dynamite
I ran downstairs to find an army man He says "we gotta blow up those things we don't understand!"
There's no more big lizard in my backyard I won't have to feed him anymore
No more lizard in my backyard They shipped his ass to El Salvador!
Was knocked outta bed Late last night I was woken up by the sound of dynamite
I ran downstairs to find an army man He said "we gotta blow up those things we don't understand!
Big lizard in my backyard Can't afford to feed it anymore
Big lizard in my backyard Bustin' down my neighbor's door
I bought a big lizard, only a dollar-fifty Well, that's pretty neat, yeah, it's fuckin' nifty
But I just can't afford to feed it