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White House UFC cage fight will take place on the South Lawn, Dana White says (www.independent.co.uk)

submitted 2 weeks ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Is it going to be a death match between Trump and Biden? I'd pay to watch that.

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 14 points 2 weeks ago

We should normalize bullying politicians again. https://mymodernmet.com/la-tonca-trento/

[–] Jackusflackus@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

I’d rather see Trump vs Putin. Make it a fight to the death. Would be nice to get rid of atleast 1 of them.

[–] takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 weeks ago

That fight would end up with trump's face permanently stuck around putin's crotch.

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 7 points 2 weeks ago

Only if the winner also dies.

[–] wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Putin was a Judo champion 30 years ago. I betting on him to win that one.