xkcd #3127: Where Babies Come From
Title text:
Historians: Contemporaneous documentation of the initial events is often sparse, and in fact people often get testy and uncooperative when we urge better documentation for the historical record.
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Source: https://xkcd.com/3127/
That's where Americans come from. Thanks all gods, most babies are not American.
Most babies are Indian or Chinese
Indian babies are mostly free (or a much more reasonable charge)(assuming no pregnancy complications requiring a very fancy operation in a private hospital)