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[–] Gumbyyy@lemmy.world 20 points 6 days ago (2 children)

So I guess if I'm ever in a survival situation and this scenario comes up, it'll be Schrodinger's Buttchug

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Internet comment of the day right there.