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[–] moakley@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I wash mine in holy water, then dust it with volcanic ash from the 1980 Mount St. Helens eruption, and wipe it down with a felted angora cloth, just like my mother taught me.

[–] mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 week ago

Noobie mistake, you need to say you learned it from your nonna

[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I'm noticing a severe lack of chants and prayers in your routine. And where's the incense?

[–] Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I also have performative masturbation rituals

[–] genericguy1966@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 1 week ago

Involving the cast iron or in addition to?