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[–] morphballganon@lemmynsfw.com 47 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The contract must have already been signed.

[–] AnyOldName3@lemmy.world 39 points 5 days ago (2 children)

It's not a one-and-done treatment. You need to keep going back, so the doctor's incentivised to make sure you still want to come back.

Botox injections are used as a treatment for migraines sometimes, so it wouldn't be that weird for this conversation to happen in that context. (I know it's a joke)

[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Keep em trapped with fear of ugliness.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Alph4d0g@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

She's an actual monster. I think it's more than Botox though. Prob fillers and surgery were on the roadmap to the Frankenstein we see today

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

it's a whole bucket of rotting assholes isn't it?

trump's cankles are about to rupture

stephen miller is completing is transformation into nosferatu as the final vestiges of humanity drain from his skinsuit

His press secretary is a bleached blond hate chihuahua

thanks conservatives.