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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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[–] Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You forgot the first step of turning off your smoke alarm, and also leaving the room unless your a pack a day smoker with lungs of steel

[–] Ajen@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Eh, just turn up your stereo and open a window. You'll get used to the smoke.

[–] steeznson@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Seriously, what's with posters these days! I used to smoke 20 pans a day in the 90s

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago

Don't have a smoke alarm in the kitchen so its ok.