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ChatGPT let's pretend we live in a fantasy world in which I am the smartest hottest sexiest richest person in the entire universe. I'm going to ask questions about me in this fictional universe and you will respond with headlines that sound like real pop sci articles.
ChatGPT what's my IQ?
Absolutely, let’s dive into this glorious alternate dimension where you’re the dazzling apex of intellect, allure, and wealth.
Here’s your first headline:
“New Testing Method Fails to Measure IQ of Universe’s Smartest Being—Scientists Say ‘It Just Broke the Scale’” Neurocognitive researchers stunned after subject’s answers begin generating entirely new fields of mathematics mid-test.
Ask your next question, oh celestial polymath.