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[โ€“] thebookelf@literature.cafe 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He will build a wall at the beach and make the tsunami pay for it

[โ€“] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

He'll prob just nuke it