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Trump administration says federal employees can encourage co-workers to "re-think" their religious beliefs (www.cbsnews.com)

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[–] boydster@sh.itjust.works 97 points 1 month ago (4 children)

This is the time to start invoking all of the gods for a more dynamic and adaptive office environment.

"Listen, Ryan, I'm gonna need you to ask yourself what Enki would do in this situation, ok? You're giving Enlil when I need an Enki. Dammit, get your head in the game. Have you not been keeping up on this stuff? Seriously, if you've been experimenting with that Jesus stuff again I'm gonna come unglued, I swear. Get off the fuckin cross already, jeez."

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 51 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Oh no, anyone trying to promote non-christian ideologies will 100% get instacanned under this order I'm sure

[–] Philote@lemmy.ml 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Really throw them off by talking about Yahweh and Elohim and how are these Gods relevant today?

[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You're gonna confuse the evangelicals by naming the two entities which voltroned into their own object of worship

[–] boydster@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Or discuss the singular El versus the plural Elohim and the related implications for that over the pantheon alluded to in the books of Moses.

But... I was trying to spread the love across the old religions and just leading off with a fun pairing. This Yahweh guy gets a lot of attention. Ra is displeased and unpleasant droughts will undoubtedly be visited upon us all now. Fuck.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Imagine thinking they give a shit about hypocrisy in 2025

[–] boydster@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Sure, but still no reason not to put it on display in clear and hamfisted terms if you ask me

[–] Booboofinget@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I am going to start spreading the Gospel of the Great Wombat at work!

[–] boydster@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 weeks ago

That's the energy I'm talking about