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ls homework/ (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 1 month ago by not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 48 points 1 month ago (3 children)

sudo ls

..?

[–] LolaCat@lemmy.ca 91 points 1 month ago (3 children)

hddsx is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

[–] coherent_domain@infosec.pub 91 points 1 month ago (2 children)

TO THE UK GOVERNMENT

[–] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 month ago

You gawt a loicense faw that foil there guv'na?

[–] kubica@fedia.io 19 points 1 month ago

This indecent will be reported.

[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago

Time for ‘init=/bin/bash’….

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

$ sudo make me a sandwich

[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 month ago

-bash: sudo: command not found

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

$ whoami

a_sandwich

[–] 2910000@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

sudoers getting renamed to grownups