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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 43 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Bowser being in Mario Kart is like Osama Bin Laden being in NASCAR.

[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

Since Peach definitely wasn't being kidnapped, is she or Toad G.W.Bush in this scenario.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Lifecoach5000@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago

Nah he just drove over a banana peel and spun out.