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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

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[–] reddig33@lemmy.world 75 points 2 days ago (3 children)

What kind of lousy church puts on a “MAGA” concert???

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 77 points 2 days ago
[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I’m guessing you’ve never visited The South.

[–] reddig33@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I expect better from Canada. Especially Montreal.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The only good things about Montreal are the architecture and strippers.

[–] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 30 points 2 days ago (3 children)

The biking network and bike share.

The early child care system.

The metro lines.

The mountain.

The numerous walkable neighbourhoods.

And that it's further up the St Lawrence, so if we see the beginning of a flood, we can just tell Legault to park his fat ass by the river bank in Levis and let nature sort it out.

[–] Krudler@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Racial tolerance and diversity

Anti-religious-oppression mindset

Being trusted to be an adult and have a covered beer in the park

Incredible restaurant and club scene

The Montreal Jazz Festival

Highly social anti-corporate ethos in the public mindset

Clownboy above has probably never left his dirt road town. Anybody that's been to Montreal for 5 minutes knows its a world-class city.

It’s funny that you’re calling me clown boy when Cirque du Soleil was founded in Montreal and without the federal government I don’t think Quebec would have a paved road.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

I like how you mentioned good urbanism three times, LOL. It's crazy how so few people seem to get it.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

But the strippers are just the cat’s ass.

[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 days ago

The bee's knees, as it were.

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The kind that prey on peoples gullibility for profit.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago

Yeah, but only 100% of the time