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[–] lena@gregtech.eu 45 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

I bit the onion when I saw this headline, really sounds like something he'd say

[–] Chivera@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

Yes it's really hard to figure out at a glance

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 6 points 3 weeks ago

Same. How stupid is the world to where we are reading this absolutely moronic headline and thinking the president of the united states actually said that.

[–] oppy1984 5 points 3 weeks ago

Same. God I hate this timeline.

[–] Mesophar@pawb.social 2 points 3 weeks ago

I agree, this timeline sucks. It shouldn't be this easy to bite the onion...