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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[โ€“] bier@feddit.nl 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Why are you late? Do you leave your house too late? Is the traffic bad? What's the reason.

I'm never late, I always plan for things to go wrong and usually I'm too early and have some time to chill before something starts.

[โ€“] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world -1 points 1 month ago

It's sometimes called "time blindness" and it's not something I can control.