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[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why are you typing comments when you should be earning money for your boss?

[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My boss is a real asshole. I can't stand him and he doesn't pay me enough.

I'm self-employed

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Have you tried sleeping with him for a raise?

[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Thought about giving him a handjob, but his weiner is shaped weird

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well then forget that promotion.

[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

May I please be promoted to customer? They're treated much better